Where in the World is Jason Stackhouse?

  I am Everly Mason.  I am lifelong, outstanding citizen of Bon Temps, Louisiana.  I am a member of the Descendants of the Glorious Dead.  Throughout my years as a citizen of our great town, I have made a point to keep up with all the happenings.  Some people like to call me a busy body or gossip hound, but I prefer saying I’m just informed.  I spend most of my time on my golf cart, visiting the other residents and establishments in Bon Temps.  Through out my adventures with my golf cart, I find out lots of interesting things.  All of which I plan on sharing here with every single one of you all!  I’ll give you a sneak peek this week; to insure you continue to read my column, of course.

  There have been rumblings all over town about @Jstackhouse_FA and his mysterious disappearance.  Some of my friends down in Shreveport said they saw him with a blonde woman heading onto the interstate.  Last time I checked, the mother of his children, @AveryStackhouse, is NOT blonde!  But these same friends also told me they had seen Avery and the twins hanging around Shreveport a lot lately.  Now, I know Jason has done some questionable things, everyone knows that.  But I just can’t see the boy running out on his wife and kids.  There’s something more to this story that I can’t piece together, but I’m telling you I’m close to figuring it out!  I went over to his house a few days ago and knocked on the door to see if they were home by chance.  They weren’t, but I did notice as I walked by a window that the house looked like a normal house.  There was nothing out of place.  If anyone has any ideas and wants to sit with Nana and have a drink while we discuss it, you can find me at Merlotte’s.

 

   In addition to giving you all the latest gossip, I’ll be giving a phrase of the week right here every week!  This week’s phrase is for @Shay_Todd.

Nana’s Phrase of the Week: Christ on a cracker!

Meaning: Showing surprise.