Ramblings of Jessica Hamby

  ***Please note this article was written before our family changed Sookie's***

  Havin’ @BillComptonFA as a maker isn’t all that bad, sometimes. Other times, I just wanna throw him out side on a hot summer day. But I can’t, I’m all hes’ got since Sook left’em for women. That has to be a blow to his ego, if he ever had one to begin with. Bill’s the type of guy to do dumb stuff for love, like walk in the middle of day light for Sookie, for the second time. Tryin’ to kill himself. That’s the maker God bless me with. I wonder, does God bless Vampires. Like, you know how Church people say God hates us? And I guess you can’t get blessed if God hates ya, right? Anyway, Bill’s a sometimey Maker. And the fact I'm a really bad vampire doesn’t help a thang. I mean I can’t even control the things in my month, let alone my body. This is like Vampire Puberty! besides from growing and well you know that thang that came every month? Other than that it’s just like it. I couldn’t control anything at first, I almost killed my dad with his own belt one time. Okay, maybe some of that was me, but I felt kinda bad afterwards. Bill was so mad. He’s really big on this “Main Stream” thing. “We do NOT kill humans.” Bull.  

 

   Speakin’ of that, I told Bill about that trucker guy I killed not too long ago, and he wasn’t even mad. I was so shocked, I could barely speak. But then again he was pretty depressed about the Sook thing so maybe that’s why he wasn’t really mad, Thank God! But Pam taught me not to kill people, I felt really bad about killin’ that trucker guy. But one night, at Merlottes I was with Arlene (EW), and I drank from this woman ‘n’ I didn’t even kill her. I was so excited, like when you run down stairs on Christmas eve to open that one special Christmas present sittin’ under the tree just callin’ your name. Like that. Christmas, I wonder do Vampires celebrate Christmas eve, like Normal folk? Probably not.  I bet Bill would if Sook was still around. He’s that type. Will Fangtasia decorate? It’d be funny to see Green and Red all over it. All these questions with Bill not around to answer them. Oh how lucky Jessica Hamby has been.